i love christmas music of all kinds. serious, pure and pretty (like the trombone shorty video from earlier this week), traditional, you name it. but every holiday needs a reat song like the dan band’s “rock you hard this christmas.” vulgar? you betcha. but clever and catchy like you read about.

maybe don’t play this for kids under the age of 12 or so. made that mistake one year and still get shit for it. whatevs. totally worth it. i put this song on every christmas mix i make for people.